Jun. 29 at 8:13 PM
$PSHG Performance Shipping today announced the signing of GOLDEN agreement with eccentric and unlimited oil rich Admiral General Aladeen of the Republic of Wadiya for the transport of “Wadiyan premium oil” to the “west,” a region reportedly in urgent need of very large vessels, very strong opinions, and improved judgment.
In a statement delivered from a gold-plated podium Admiral General Aladeen said he had been “personally monitoring the suffering of shareholders,” and claimed he once saw one such investor “searching for lunch in the bin.” The Admiral added that this was the kind of dedication required to support the company’s historic expansion plan.
Under the GOLDEN deal, PSHG would deploy a fleet of tankers to deliver Wadiyan oil to western markets that were described by the Admiral as “rotten, but profitable.” The agreement is said to be supported by “maximum optimism, zero verification, and several red flags.”
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