Jul. 3 at 3:13 AM
$ATCH Brothers, when you exit, please remember to click 'Unfollow' in the top right corner so I can keep an accurate count. Also, some of you asked me to organize the victims and confront them at their corporate headquarters—I have officially declined. Please, everyone, stay calm. Learning to accept defeat is a mandatory course in life; there's no need to go to such extremes.