Jan. 28 at 6:41 PM
$MGNC
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for the sultan of sass, ALYSSA C! She will single handedly be performing a daring, bold, yet elegant dance of engineering. Carefully ALYSA will be ingnore her instincts and assisting us in calibrating the share price, UP! I have witnessed her work before in such tickers as
$ABVEW. A remarkable accomplishment, something folks of our generation seldomly experience. This will not be easy so I implore you all to lend support to our newly recruited samurai team member, ALYSSA.
The nonexistent crew at SBC would like to take this time to thank our sponsors who made this message possible. Not in any specific order. THANK you, Xanax, Mr. Percocet and yours truly, Squiggleburp, SR. Advisor to fat Frank and MOE! While I have your attention, did I mention how pleased I am that MOE is here with us today? Many thanks MOE. Oh, and before I forget, the SBC team, @Stinksniffer @Wetspank @Milkbutterworth! Gotta run, my donkey cart has a flat….