May. 12 at 11:36 AM
$GME Dear Ryan Cohen,
I’m giving you advice since you’ve done nothing but take L’s since selling your cash burning online dogfood business.
If you want an eBay competitor, you only need to buy 2 companies, both of which could be acquired for less than 3 billion total, meaning 0 dilution for your precious apes.
$REAL - Massive online luxury goods reseller with existing infrastructure and explosive user growth. Could easily be merged to include PSA graded cards.
$AENT - One of the largest distributors of physical media (DVDs, collectibles, vinyl records) in the country. Profitable and trading well under intrinsic value.
BOOM! Instant eBay competitor without having to take on over
$20 bil in debt or dilute shareholders.
Of course, you’d have no roll up your sleeves and work to grow this Voltron into a juggernaut instead of merging your way into a quick payday….
