Aug. 5 at 12:09 PM
$LUNL $LUNR
Nothing says “financial guru” like a chainsaw-wielding dirtbag in a stained orange work shirt giving life advice based on his last three
$1,600 impulse buys (probably a used Stihl, a case of Monster, and a lottery ticket). Bro’s net worth is measured in wood chips and unpaid parking tickets, yet he’s out here telling people how to “build generational wealth” while his retirement plan is “hope the next tree doesn’t fall on me.”
The face says “I’ve been inhaling two-stroke fumes since puberty,” the chinstrap is doing more work than his credit score, and the overall vibe is pure “I give financial tips between shifts of murdering pine trees for beer money.” Absolute legend of the broke-and-loud community.
Cc: @OMGMoveOver 😂 (he is asking for it again)
